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You can't park there, sir

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Never let a 15 foot chasm and high voltage train tracks deter you from parking

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This is not a car wash, mate!

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You can't both park there, mates.

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Nope, not there mate

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I came across this beauty today. Not only was the car placement immaculate, but it was also camouflaged, all in one sweeping movement. That is handy when driving a stolen vehicle, probably, and in a hurry to move on.

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You can't park your cash transport there, mafia may blow it up

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Sir, you can’t park there

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Stop, it’s for… (sigh) buses only

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This isn't skycap, mate

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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jan/24/car-crash-detroit-airport

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Good question tbh

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/62250915

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Yes, winter is here, but that doesn't mean you can park there, mate

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https://old.reddit.com/r/hungary/comments/1q6fg0c

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Enough room for a little one?

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You can't park on the train platform, mate!

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For context: a father teaching his 12 yo kid to drive. The kid pushed the gas pedal, couldn’t stop, went through the railway fence, hit the rails and jumped on the platform. On Christmas day. Train traffic was interrupted for 4 hours

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Like a glove

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Back it up

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PIC

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"I'll leave my car parked in the roundabout, what could go wrong?"

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This Is Why I Sold My Triangcycle

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You can't pick up passengers there, mate

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Context (in Danish): https://nyheder.tv2.dk/live/samfund/2025-10-12-bus-paakoerer-bygning-centralt-i-koebenhavn

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MiG-21 wreckage lodged in an apartment building in East Germany, 1975

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cross-posted from: https://piefed.social/post/1315163

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Container ship almost hits house in Norway. Inhabitant was sleeping and only woke up when the neighbour came over to check if he was ok

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You can't park there mate

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Wife crashed the car again today.....She told the police the man she collided with was on his mobile phone and drinking can of beer!Police said he can do what he likes in his own living room!

Wife crashed the car again today….. She told the police the man she collided with was on his mobile phone and drinking can of beer! Police said he can do what he likes in his own living room!

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You couldn't park there mates! Bollards always win

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Found here: https://bird.makeup/users/worldbollard/statuses/1916395503173963891

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Albanian bridge

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https://albaniandailynews.com/news/accident-in-tirana-bus-to-remain-in-lana-river-as-sign-of-warning

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You can't park there, mate

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A vintage Saab 99 car is impaled on a railway bridge, seemingly suspended mid-air after an accident caused by a transporter misjudging the clearance. Despite the unusual and precarious position, the car appears intact, with its doors and bodywork showing no visible signs of damage or distortion. The photo includes a small village setting in the background, with brick houses and a cloudy sky, creating a stark contrast to the peculiar incident. A caption below the image explains that the local Saab dealer used the incident for publicity, showcasing the car in their showroom to highlight its durability.
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I don't remember this parking test

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Fines issued after disabled bay painted around car while owner was on holiday

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From BBC News via this RSS feed

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You can't park in the castle garden, mate!

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Video of the floating crane capsizing in occupied Sevastopol's Southern Bay.

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You can’t park your boats there, mate

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They didn't even try...

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Can't park there, mate

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You can't... wait wtf mate!

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poor tree….

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Can't park there mate

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Tesla In 'Self-Drive Mode' Hit By Train After Turning Onto Train Tracks and Parking

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Tesla Robotaxi parks in middle of intersection to drop off passengers in TX

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You can't park there, son.

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Toy car ‘parked illegally’ in sewers in Cornwall

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Even the police said you can’t park your balloon there, mate

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Becky has a thorny problem as guys keep parking in her garden

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Becky Guy, who lives on Whittlesey Road on the B1040 near Thorney, Peterborough, said over the past five years about 10 cars have crashed into her garden or her neighbour’s.

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What? Is this not a reasonable place to park?

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This was posted in my cities reddit page and I figured it was too good not to share

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You can't park there mate

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Police spot van poking out of lorry on M1 in Nottinghamshire

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Tha can't park theer, cock!

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Not there, mate - push if you have to

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No parking on the motorway, mate

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With apologies for the American commentary and a couple of obvious stunts

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Static caravan blocks Fen road

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Unfortunately the article does not explain how it got there as I’d really like to know. Anyway, you can’t park it there, mate.

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who's gonna tell em?

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suv without plates parked cockeyed on the sidewalk

guy just drove up on the curb and got out

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Mystery over upturned campervan in Brittany

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Police are trying found out how the vehicle ended up with its bonnet in a ditch and its back in the air.

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Learner fails driving test after hitting traffic lights

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Oh well, better luck next time.

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I know it's cold out but you really can't park there mate

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Shit is a skating rink this morning

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You can't shunt there, mate

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Original (full story in German): https://feddit.org/post/5322260

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Slight Detour

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Multi track parking mate

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You can't park your van on the busway, mate

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Source: https://www.huntspost.co.uk/news/24731480.st-ives-guided-busway-car-trap-highway-maintenance-van/

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their position is hardening

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/21738508

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You can't park your cargo plane on the highway!

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I just discovered this community and this episode came to my mind, back from 2016.

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You can’t gridlock there, mate

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I didn’t think three cars is enough to create a gridlock, but what do I know. Yesterday three very ‘creative’ drivers managed just that right in front of me.

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