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I'm not sure what kind of post you're thinking of

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Visualize it!

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Text above image: Visualizing in the mirror the man I want to become. Image: An illustration of a man standing in front of a mirror, with Hank Scorpion from the Simposons in the reflection.

Popeye, papayine. Popeye, papayine.

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The heavens cry out! The earth cries out! The people cry out! It's almost drinking time!

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To all who make themselves enemies of Mr. Sparkle- Prepare for the land of wind and ghosts.

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Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a chop or chopped suey in the house.

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Aaaahhh!

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Burkina Faso? Disputed Zone? Who sent the USS Walter Mondale to all these weird places?

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Steamed Gears

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Six panel comic, with each panel being the CODEC screen in Metal Gear Solid. Panels 1 to 4 have Colonel Roy Campbell on the left, and Solid Snake on the right. Panel 1: Snake says "Metal Gear?" Panel 2: Snake continues "At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the Bering Sea, localized entirely within Shadow Moses island?" Panel 3: Campbell says "Yes." Panel 4: Snake asks "May I destroy it?" Panel 5: The left display shows static. Panel 6: Now the left display shows the portrait of "Master" McDonell Miller, saying "No."
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After 10 years, Frinkiac gets new features. It's a new era of shitposting. We're through the looking glass here, people.

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You can actually pinpoint the second when he refuses to compromise even in the face of armageddon.

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Good Moleman to you. Today, part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I shitpost every daaaay.

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Shitposts are just something made up to scare kids, like the Boogeyman or the Michael Jackson episode

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I told an AI to generate “Maggie’s birthday cake”

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Well Seymour, I made it

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I will say Seymour, you're an odd fellow but you steam a good ham.

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He never wants to leave this bed!

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Bart's turnout is over 9000

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Somebody had to take Malibu Stacy home, then I noticed she was sitting on / her / new hat... / so I grabbed / her / new hat... / Ohhhh, just thinking about / her / hat... / I just wish I had

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...a shitpost that was on the best-seller list for eighteen months...

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Long live the king-diddly-ing.

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"Say the line, Dr. Hibbert!"

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Don't eat beef

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Do I ever!

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"Daddy, are you going jail?"

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Based on the great American novel by Seymour Skinner.

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That talk show was two weeks from retirement

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My boy's a box!

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Choosing the sycophantic mirror over human relationships

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Spicing it up

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50/50?

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Dat boi

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The Milpool is becoming isolated and weird

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Ever see a guy say goodbye to his dignity??

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No bible stories for you tonight!

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Don't forget

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Worst First Lady Ever

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Top: Melania Trump saying "I have never been legally accused or convicted of a crime in connection with Epstein’s sex trafficking, abuse of minors." Bottom: Bart Simpson saying, "What an odd thing to say."
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Why shouldn't I keep it?

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Look at my cube, it looks like it's tearing ass around the parking lot when it's just sittin' still

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Uhhhh...Mr. Golic...help...

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Lass, we've to be havin' a frank and earnest discussion.

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Mmm....free goo.

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Stupid lumber!

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Eternal torment

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Zzzaaaap

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I don't see why not

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They work hard

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I never expected to go out this way.

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I was with "it" once, then they changed what "it" was...

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And you say these are steamed?

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I'll take $1,100 worth

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Should've known those eyes were trustworthy.

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/44633550

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me at 50% of the bars I go to these days....

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it’s like the most basic drink in the world…. i can’t understand how people can screw it up so bad…

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Who's that big man there?

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64 slices

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The exact moment his heart breaks

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aoe

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Only I may dance with these legs

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Say the line!

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Hot stuff, coming through

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Not while one of your fans needs you!

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"ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ "

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"I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Home Simp-"

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We're all waiting

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Don't let it get away! Use a Masterball!

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He's like some sort of not...stopping...detective... ...guy.

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See you in Hell, iFunny boys!

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I thought they closed that place down.

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Kirk is a societal dropout

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Sorry, but I don't go in for these racecar shenanigans

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Shawshank Redemption 2: The Resurrection

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Let's all bask in the mashed potato tent's warm glowing warming glow.

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may i trouble you?

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Real men...

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This is democracy manifest!

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You call THAT an adamantium blade?

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Got you again

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He's made a few simple modifications!

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What the hell was that?

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Hank Scorpio would never allow that

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Say some flight controller is dissin' your fly boys...

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Moe Szyslak brandishing a double-barreled shotgun in a cockpit, ostensibly defending Homer (who is dressed as a pilot), as a flight controller insists Homer fly the plane, his protests being met by "You flyboys crack me up"
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Gee Homer did you get a haircut or something?

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End of Lennygelion

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Boy, I really hope someone got fired for that blunder.

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I will be this old man for the rest of my life

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Doh!

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Not even in the face of Armageddon. Never borrow a feeling.

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What he's written will be a window into good ol' Grimy.

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No one dared to ask his business. No one dared to make a slip. Kid Moe there among them. Had a big iron on his hip

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It's Just A Little Slimy!

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painted chicken coop rule

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Chester vs Grampa with a friendship finisher

publicació creuada des de: https://bookwyr.me/post/200156

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Your micro-jerks gave me one of these!

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In the end

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El Duce

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I feel like I’m 12 years old again at a busy public pool, and just watched the lifeguards clear everybody out.

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You'd better run, egg!

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That's the worst name I've ever heard!

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I think the show was called "The Weirdo Monster Crimes That Couldn't Slow Down"

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May I suggest...

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That's too far, Ned.

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Aurora Borealis?

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So much less refined

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