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Listen up chuddies

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Gremlin mode activated

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When will I awake from this 32 year nightmare known as life on planet earth?

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The ultimate basement

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A man can dream.

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Im never going to financially recover from this. *Eats beans and rice*

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If it fits, it trip sits

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My cat died a long time ago. Miss you special guy. It was nice to hallucinate you. See you soon lil one.

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Dunked and krunked

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Times have always been interesting. The difference is now the times are getting interesting for the majority of people.

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First time?

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Intruder Alert!

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Shouldn't my landlord and boss at work fix the country? Its their nation after all. I just rent space here.

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Dont need directions anywhere when I just stay in the basement

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Also me at work when I check the time every 15 minutes. Only 5 and a half hours to go.

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Art imitates life. Life imitates art.

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You covered a double on short notice? Meh whatever. Slightly late getting back from break? War crime.

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My one hour unpaid lunch break is almost over

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Waste an hour of your time not getting paid at work with this one weird trick.

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Pay it forward

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Please forget Kevin spacey was in that movie. Thanks.

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All workers deserve a living wage... from their employers.

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Dont worry everyone, I do not frequent establishments that require tipping.

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MFW everyone expects me to pick which oligarchs im going to die for in the civil war

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All for you baby boo

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"Direct democracy is wolves and one sheep voting on whats for dinner"

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We dont have direct democracy, and yet our representatives still voted to have us for dinner.

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Ask and ye shall recieve

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What Would John Brown Do?

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Me waiting for americans to learn how to protest so they can lecture the world on how to do it

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They are doing their best, give it time, this was a test guys com’on.. idk maybe a giant frog is the wrong animal?! I don’t know guys, I’m just throwing ideas here…

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You miss 100% of the kicks you dont take

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The religious should clean up God's house. This shit is fucking embarrassing to watch and I dont even believe your fairy tales.

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I got you fam. I gotta work a double today anyways.

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Oh shit I forgot to drink the verification can of mt. Dew, gotta start the ad break over…

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Someone get a trebuchet

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Now playing The Temptations - Papa Was A Rolling Stone

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There is a recipe on page 23

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Butter kernel one pot oriental chicken

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Do whatever you want dumbasses. Its not like I ever had much of this fiat currency anyways.

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Zero investment in my life and future is paying out huge these days. Not like I had an option, but here we are none the less.

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Set the wolves trapped within you free.

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Funerals are a waste of time. Drop acid and contemplate how to pay your next rent payment instead.

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MFW me and my fellow citizens have to figure out how to make a new constitution because the last one was written by 1%ers who raped their slaves.

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Loathsome would be to kind a word for humanity.

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I keep swiping but nothing happens internet is on hellough help?

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I need you now more then ever

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I can sleep outside again!

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Camping or homeless? Time will tell

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We need to (not) talk

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Between a (crack) rock and a hard place

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Must be hard to stay sober these days. Keep up the good work

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Deductible? Networks?

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Decisions decisions

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Me and my multiple personalities

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The whimsical will continue until the world improves

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I have 4 eyes, and I must see

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Cat memes will heal the world

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Its time to fill up your tank (again)

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lifeline4gaza - a list of appeals from families, individuals & grassroots community efforts in Gaza

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No shitpost today, no variety. You forgot this website exists, remember it. I know the people who set this up. You should be happy they made an actual aggregation service for this, instead of making these people beg for mercy from THE EFFECTS OF YOUR OWN EXPENSES+TAXES in the algorithm with you. But nobody knows about it. Because people look at it, and say “that’s nice/interesting”, but it’s not important enough for them to participate, or even spread it around anywhere.

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Does anyone want to join the G.C.D.P?

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We are the Gordon Central Dictator party. Our official website is at https://gcdp-for-railway-production.up.railway.app/, and you can apply for membership there.

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Never give up, never surrender

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Got the rest of my life

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Pay someone to care

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Undiagnosed, but somethin' ain't right

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Remember the slightly less bad times?

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Standards are low, getting lower.

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Rent is due in 14 days

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I like to play in the mud and eat sand. 😾💛

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Albania & China's GDP against 103 economies

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CYA fine print IRL

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I must be old, I prefer PCs over tablets and phones

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Those "slow turning wheels of justice" have rusted and fallen apart from disuse

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Does it take a 12 year investigation to “maybe” arrest the working class?

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There is a daily 12% chance I am capable with dealing with life's petty bullshit

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I love the smell of napalm in the morning

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We can like different things. Everything is gonna be alright.

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Every choice is just another opportunity to fuck up

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Remember when you could afford to eat out once in a while?

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The first step to solving a problem is to admit you have one

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Maybe we will figure out life when we make the next country.

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Why does everything I love turn to WOKE

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Remember what you're fighting for

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Wait a minute, there aren't 1688 users of this community a month, what is that even measuring? Why does it say that? 🤔

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You can actually see the point at which the warrior dissolves into postmodern antidevelopment regional torture center security guard and kidnapper

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More anti-love anti-woman propaganda from the globalists just a heads-up

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But what if no bench to sleep on after burger?

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Haz chezburders

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Dunked and cruncked

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Mods are asleep post rare Chiangs

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Chiang Kai-shek frying rice, summer 1956, Shilin Official Residence, Taipei.

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The fragmentation lemonades are done crafting.

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Weekend? No this is a weekbeginning!

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Yesterday seemed so far away before the weekend. Now it seems so far away on the other side.

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Beer is liquid bread

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Slurp slurp

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I'm just a problem and no one’s ever solved it.

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Sleepy o'clock

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Maybe this is something we can fix in USA part 2: the sequel

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These fancy weed gummies did me in

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There exists a magical place where weed is legal and people are able to make clean regulated products of a known potency. Its like magic i swear.

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Everything works out in the end

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Hellth

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Catposting until the police state flashbangs my basement.

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The answers you seek are within you

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Okay then

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The to do list grows as I remain affixed in place by supernatural forces (marijuana)

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Totally chill, totally (il)legal

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Laws are just suggestions.

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Thanks for all the high quality content yall

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I wish I could say I get better when I'm sober, but I dont wanna lie to yall

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My preference is cast iron pans

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USA_IRL

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The straws are plentiful, and my back strength weakens.

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Hunter2? No I can't reuse old passwords, its hunter6942069 now

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Macroshit

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Posted on my windows 10 LTSC desktop computer. The last of the last. I am lazy, but change does eventually happen. I eventually switched from Firefox to waterfox. Took a couple years, but I got there.

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We still doing corn or is it bean o'clock again?

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The right tool, for the right job

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How is Peace is a luxury we can never afford when we pay so much for War?

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Im tired boss

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I should stick to spaghetti

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Do you circumcise your hundos?

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Who would have thunk the solution is more hierarchy!?!?!

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Classic humanity. We cant help ourselves can we?

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In the end, nothing really matters.

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Thanks for helping the fediverse have content fellow reposters.

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Clown country

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Rent is due

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None

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Im into them both

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Its warming up outside. Do I *really* need housing?

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Live free or die? Dont tempt me with the best time if my life (the end).

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