𝗠𝗲: I'm going to eat healthy...... 𝗟𝗲𝘁𝘁𝘂𝗰𝗲: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea....... 𝗢𝗿𝗲𝗼𝘀-𝗶𝗻-𝘁𝗵𝗲-𝗽𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗿𝘆: I would never do that to you