Relationship Memes

My wife married into my Warhammer collection. We have a Warhammer room. I’m pretty sure she doesn’t even like Warhammer but has her own painted figurines.

transcription: im awake. pay attention to me.

❌ GN ❌

My brain going from happy, because I love you, to sad, because I miss you:

The picture is displaying two girls, where one girl, labelled “me”, is holding a big tuba, labelled “my love for you”, directly on the face of another girl, labelled, “you”.

Let me teach you some maths, real quick.

The ocean is deep. But you know what’s deeper?

Professor be like Parts of Body, Parts of Soil, Parts of this, Parts of that

Are you a murderer?