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USS Abraham Lincoln docks at Thailand's Pattaya resort after 250 days at sea
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The USS Lincoln is docking close to Pattaya, known for its raucous nightlife, and for sex tourism.
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What a place to dock after being away from society for 8 months. Shit about to pop the fuck off down there.
Yup. If there’s anywhere that can absorb the umm influx of 5000 stir-crazy men all at once, it’s Pattaya. Plus every bar girl from Bangkok will be there to lend a hand - it’s only a couple of hours drive away.
And it’s low season so they’ll be happy about the extra business.
And some not girls, too
The people who would be inte them are probably less stir-crazy
Hopefully they’re paid by the job and not hourly. Guessing that 8months at see will make for a quick buck.
They choose to take 1000 sex starved men and women to a city known for its sex bars? This is going to be wild…
Probably closer to 5000, but they do go in shifts.
Yes shifts. Only the most orderly management of man power from the USS Lincoln.
I’m sorry, I don’t know the exact word the US Navy uses for the system used to plan their crews fixing their blue balls. It’s my understanding that such an event wouldn’t occur, since “It’s not gay if it’s underway”
Time to play HIV roulette. Who will be the lucky winners?
This was the place to be before jeff epstein and his lil buddy don formed the tween cabal.
Queue the scene from The Strain when they first enter the plane? :D
Picking up some child prostitutes as souvenirs for the fuhrer too I’m sure
Sounds like one last feast for the crew.