Black Metal Speech

Its xavleg (short for Xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx, which is in turn an acronym for X Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated by Mass Amounts of Filthy Fecal Fisting and Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside the Infected Maggot Infested Womb of a Molested Nun Dying Under the Roof of a Burning Church While a Priest Watches and Ejaculates in Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus X)… in case you’re curious

https://xavlegband.com/collections/frontpage

Probably Finnish though

Got to wonder at what point black metal band logos got standardised.

B̵̨̛̞̳̰̝̺̰͋̉͌̇͗͆̉̿͋͆̈́̔̓͂̀̐̉́̈̅͊̇͂̌̿̆̕͘͘͝͝ȃ̶̡̨̢̨̧̢̫͇̗̦̣̩̦̬̬͚͕̹̱̲̠̖͍̘̠͋̂̂̌̋̅̅́̉̀͂͊̊̅͛͒͌͗̾̄͆̾͗̈́͊̊̕͜͜ͅw̸͈̖̬̜̬͙̓͋͗̔́̆̀́̈͂̒̆̑͆̈́̓̅͛̓̑̽̈̂͊͐͆í̸̼͙͍̙͚̎̓̆͆̒̏̕t̴̡̡̢̧̢͈̘̫̙̣͎͔̙͖͖̣̝̙͔̫̩̆̊̑͊͛̆̏̓͌̒̓̅̀̇̄̽̑͐̓̇̌̒͌̅̿̾̌͆̆̊̚͝͝d̶̢̡̡̧̛̺̘̟̟͉͚̰̰̞̩̳̯̜̻̲͇̘̻͙͎̰̥̫̯̤̰̰̣̂̊̇̌̒͛̑͘ä̶̡̭̻͔̝͙̘́͌̽̃̎̕͘b̴̡̢̹͇̦̺̦̺̮͉̺̿̍̍͗̀͝a̶̧̡̧̛̛̹͚̫͔̭̬̗̮̻̱̰̟̣̭̝̭͍̘̩͓̰̰̼̦̦̩̻͍͚̿̏̈͛̽̓̔͂͊͋̏́̄̈̈́͌̋̾͋̉͘͠͝ͅ,̶̛̝̻̮̱̜̄̄̆̆̊̆̈́͒̐̽͗͐̾̋̀̄͋̊̃͠͝͝ ̴̨̧̢̢̡̨̢̛̛̲͓̱͔̱͙̳͕̪̭̟̟̘̩̬̯̮̓̑̽̑͑́͠͝ͅͅd̴͔̬̖̹͎̤̈́̍́̎̓̿̇́̀̀̏̋̑̈́̆̅̉͘ą̸̨̧̢̡̛͍͓̞̤̻̤̝̲̦̩̰̺̘̺̯̠͚̪̟͙̀̾̾͗͒̀̓͊̐̔̀ͅ-̸̢̡̨̡̢̥̫̖̘͎̞͙̰͎̙̖͚̩̙̥͖͖̗̺̺͈̜̗̘͓̻́̂̇͐̒̌̏͑͋̚ͅb̷̛͉̈́͐́̈̑̀̓̋̋̅̍̒̏̍̚̕͠͝͝͠͝ä̷̧̡̬̦͈̻͕̪̗̹̲̩͍̙̠̣̗̼̼̜͖̻͖̱̪̞͓̩͔̟̖̠́́̎̄̽̂͐̃̊̑͗̿̍̅͛̓̋̊̀̆̃͛̓̒̊̆̀͘̚͜͜͠ń̴̨̹̼̓͑̏̌͋̌̚͠g̵̛̛̲̘͚̤̥̪̜͙̬̮͚̯͚͇͕̥̙͂́̋̇͗̓̌̓̀͆̈́͒̋͑̂͐̈́̈́̉̓͛͒̈̇́͗̇̂̀́͠,̷̨̡̛̙̭͖̥̩͚̪̜̬̗͖̫̝͍̹̮͍̲̞̫̮̝̩̬͒̎̓̃͂͒͑͒̒̿̒͒̀́͂̂͌̍̅͐̋̈́͋̎̔͘̚̚͜͝͝͝ͅ ̴̨̢̛̛̛̠̩̼͎̟̫̥̻̹̪͇͍͎̣̭̘̺̭̬̲̒̅̀̉̾̏̿͆̀̊̆̑̀̈́̀̏͐̽͋̒̏̃͂͂̋͌̓͌̅͘͝ͅͅd̷̨̢̨̡̢̠̤̤̦͕͕̯̳̫̬̗̫̞̻͎̩̬̆́͐̒̅̂̍̎͆͌̈́͛̍͑͐̈́͐̐̿͛͐̑̄̑̃̚͜͝͠ͅa̵̢̢̡̺̼̭̥̻͔̖̜̥̺̪̹͉͔̬̭̱͙̠͖̫̪̝͚̬̲̤͗̄̈̈́̐͑̑̓̏̀̓̎̃̇̂̏̔́͛͜͝͠-̸̢̜̰̺̤̺͔͈̖͚͉͖̼͍̗̯͚̗̘̼̺͈̻̙̙̥̹̠̲͙̑͊̔͆̊͛̄̍̄̈̉͘b̶̡̧̯͇̜̮̱͎̻̦̠̲̩̩̲̟̮̜̰͓͗̍̓͂͒̂́́̇̆͛̆̑̈́͆̈̓̅͑̅͛̋̚͜͠͝͝ͅȃ̴̧̡̢̡̳̞̳̗͕̠͖̹͛̓̍̿̇́̑̉̇̍̈́͊̔̈́̾͗̕̕ṋ̴͉̬̼̝̜̭͚̙̻͓͎̫̜̺̺̹͉̞͙͕͒̃̋̽̂̒̓̇͋̎̎̂̒̌̆̑̕g̴̯̪̭͒́ͅ,̵̜͍̰̦̗̟̲̣̳̬̤̲̅̅̊̊̇͝ ̵̡̧̧̨̗̳̝̥̟͇̺̘̫̥̲̘̖͓͎̗̤͉̣̤̫͔̼͑̃̃̈̀̃̈́̾̕ͅḑ̴̜̤̻̭̟̝̦̱̬̬̯̗̫͎̌̀͌̈́̈̌̂̍͂̓̏̀̆͛̄̑̈̅̓̾̿̀͐͐̏̀̀͘͝͝͠͠ͅĩ̸͍͎͚̦̭̖͚̙͓͈̫́̈́̀͊͜͜ͅg̴̪̙͉̱͛͐̓̅͊͋́̿́̎̉̽̄͘g̸̡̨̡̡̧̧̯̼̼̼̩̲͈̞̤̯͉̜͕̬̪̪̼̗̗̙̟̦̻̀̒̒ͅỳ̶̡̨̨̥̞̻̖̬̦͇̳̼̯̺̙̲̖̹͎̺̘̘̥̲̬̮̦͚̩̙̆̈́͋̇͌̈́͑̓̔̉̈̒̽̃͗͂͒̎̈́̎̆͐͜͠ͅ-̸̨̗̘̞̦̫̠̲̪̫͕͉̫̠̹̳̟͍̪̞̫̑̅̆͐͆͋̔́̈́́̚d̴̡̢̛̠̻̰͈͖͎͍̺͚̞̞͇̩̟͇͖̯̝̟͓̖͒̐̏̌̈̊̾̕̕i̶̡͕̙̹̦̲̣͖̠͈͚̝̬̱̗̳̱̜͔̭̻͇̱̦̲̜̝̳̭̭̼̫͎̤̾̓̒͐̎̉̏́͋̉͊͒͑̈͋̈͛̒̉͌͗̀͛͌͑̕͘g̵̡̧̭̩̠̥̈͑̄̌́̒͊̇͑́̋͛͂͒̆̄̑̉̾̋̽̌̈́̈́̋̚͜͠͝͠͝g̴͈͇̮͓̓́̓͑̉̾̈́́̈́̀̎̂̅́͆́̋̉̀̄͋̀̾̔̾͋̐̕͘͝͝͝͝͝y̸̧̨̢̛̠̹͙̩̣͉̞̥̘̲̝̭̻̫͎̺̣̻̰̥̝̳̫̞̭͇͚͗̏̈́̊͌̿̔̏͒̀̅͆̈̑̇͒̾͌̓̒̑̊́̈́̿̍͑̕͘̕̕͝-̴̪̩͈̠̑̀͑̏͋̈́̑̒̂̋̕͝d̵̛̙̭̺̟̗͇̲͈̬̞͓̰͚̭̞̺̜̖̳̭̊̅̉̓̓͋́̔̊̌͆̽͆̌́͂̈̉͊̀͐͒̊̈́̋̐̚̕̚͝͝ͅͅḯ̴̢̛̘̹̗̲̬̹̈̀͗̒̇͛̓̿̆͂̋̾̈́̈́̊̀̓̔̋̑̎̔̽̈͘͝͝͝͝͠g̶̡̜͗̆́̕ḡ̷̢̧̜̯̹̘̝̫̝͖̟̱̤̫̗̮̦͎̖̞̽̅̃͂̎̀̊̀̉͋́͘͜͜͝ͅy̵̭̫̱͇̙̓͋̉̆͂̓͒̏̽͛͆̚͘͜͜͠͠

Gandalf = Trve Cvlt