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Breaking News: LIVE. Due to a decrease in cookie sales, the Girl Scouts switch to a more aggressive sales campaign. TVN Exclusive

cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/63254685

cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/shit/p/1256047/microsoft-ran-out-of-reasons-to-use-their-own-browser

cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/shit/p/1256330/i-m-gonna-make-you-scream-later-tonight-also-him-2-minutes-later

Just in case anyone forgot who he was…

I regularly look up photography chemicals. Alibaba’s interpretation of what I need…..

Well, piss in my wheaties and call me Bill Ding. You guys know who Bill Ding is? He was the tutorial character for building in Lego’s Island, which might take up kilobytes on your computer if you try to play it today. That game was hours and hours and hours of fun as a six year old, chasing the Brickster n shit. Then my mom died and then my dad cut me off from the rest of the family, so I never got to play it again at my grandma’s. Part of the reason I faked schizophrenia to get out of the Army; the CIA had gotten to me by that point and told me to do that and I obeyed because I was masturbating in my window and shit.

Her: All you think about is sex! Anyway what kind of snack did you get me?

cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/shit/p/1256068/ai-haters-be-like