That one crumb at the bottom of the air fryer getting cooked for the 1500th time:

“What’s that burning smell?!”

*sees the blackened detritus in the catch tray

“Oh, good it’s not my food!”

*walks away without clearing it out

I named it , therefore you can’t get rid of it. That crumbs name is Gene

Wait, you don’t clean the food tray after every use?

Burnt Dean?!

Brah…ya gotta hydrate brah.

Zircon, noooooooo!

One…. Just one crumb? Or a semi solid lake of grease…