They didn’t understand Bitcoin either until it was too late and they’d missed the ground floor of a rocketship. The people who catch the vision early are the ones who make the money. You’re an utter fool if you’re not buying as many fruit cups as you can get your hands on. Borrow money if you have to. Don’t miss out again!
Wait. Guys! You know what season is coming up? Halloween. And what does everyone buy during Halloween time? Candy and pumpkins. Those two things are about to blow up huge! Cash out your retirement fund to buy candy and pumpkin futures and you’ll be set for life!
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I replaced my NFTs with Jello and made a tasty profit.
Non Fruit Tokens
Not if you ate them
Fruitcups go bad over time and are heavy to carry.
I suggest we use the bowls from Del Monte fruit cups as a form of scrip, redeemable for a full fruit cup at the Del Monte factory.
Infinite fruit cup glitch
This message was brought to you by Del Monte: what’s in YOUR cup?
They didn’t understand Bitcoin either until it was too late and they’d missed the ground floor of a rocketship. The people who catch the vision early are the ones who make the money. You’re an utter fool if you’re not buying as many fruit cups as you can get your hands on. Borrow money if you have to. Don’t miss out again!
It’s a very clear question, what’s there to not understand.
This sounds like something out of a Philomena Cunk interview.
Unlikely. Fruit bowls have actual utility.
“Which word is confusing you, Brainstein?”
I mean, I’d sooner work for fruit cups than Bitcoin.
Not a picture of a fruit bowl, also not a picture of a Bitcoin.
Yep those are fakes. The real ones look like this.
Is it a cup of BEANS?
You’re our “top economists?” This explains a LOT!
“Top” economists: Bailouts are fine, actually.
That is not a picture of fruit bowl.
The chances are low, but not zero.
I will gladly make one fruit bowl for one bitcoin, so I guess yes?
They would have more practical value.
FUCKING HODL THE GÜ POTS
ecenoy
Wait. Guys! You know what season is coming up? Halloween. And what does everyone buy during Halloween time? Candy and pumpkins. Those two things are about to blow up huge! Cash out your retirement fund to buy candy and pumpkin futures and you’ll be set for life!