No lowballs I know what I got

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That piss tube goes too low in the bucket. After a few liters of piss it will reach the tube and you have problems in the seams. Don’t ask how I know.

Spotted the civil engineer

Nothing civil about a piss bucket, ngl.



nothing a little caulk can’t fix

I feel like there’s enough caulk in the tube already.




Classic shitpost

*Shitbucket, pissbucket too



Why did Eric’s mom put the bed pan so far away

If you’re familiar with the show… you know the answer.



Exactly what I was thinking about.



Who the fuck is sitting on this hardass plastic chair for long enough to have to take a shit?

You may want to consider upping your fiber.

Eating more fiber will let me sit on hard chairs longer?

This explains so much…

Quite a thread






I thought it was a fart powered genital cooler at first



I’m a gamer and spend a lot of time in front of my PC but… jfc that’s grim…


That’s the worst Blow Job machine I’ve ever seen!!!


As someone who has pissed in empty beer cans to avoid interacting with my roommate, I can tell you cleaning that bucket is not fun.

As someone who had an older brother whose room was in the basement w/o a bathroom…

Aged piss is a hell off a thing



No lowballs? I guess old men are out.

And those that are so full after abstaining for No Nut November.



The diagonally positioned keyboard is a nice touch.



by expert idiot depth: 1

lmaoo


Comments from other communities

For battleshits?

And battlepiss, note the elbow from the front of the chair to the bucket

A brave choice putting the pee inlet so close to the bottom of the bucket. You’re not even gonna get two days out of that before you need to empty. That’s valuable gaming time!

I think the water can be at a higher level as long as the seal where the pipe joins the bucket is good.




Now I’m imagining a morningstar that’s just a turd with spikes on it.



Let’s put aside how revolting this is (I know that’s hard, but try). How uncomfortable must that thing be, especially if you’re sitting in it for so long that you’re skipping bathroom breaks? It’s just a folding chair.

real gamers have a throne



I have low balls, is the bucket deep enough to accommodate them?

Sir, the post is quite clear on the matter




Whenever I’m at Home Depot and I see some dudes with these items in their cart I pull up to them like Heizenburg bitch I run the battle buckets in this town say my name

I am not in competition, Skyler. I am the competition. A gamer sits down at his rig needing relief, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who created it.



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