Tim Apple names John Ternus as successor and legally changes name to Cook
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I had a keming moment and read Ternus as Temus and I was like John Temu? CEO of Temu?
Johnny Trillionaire McFuckthepoors XXII
This will be Elons next test-tube creatures name
Wow Josh of “Drake and Josh” really became successful.
Is he stepping in as CEO of Cook computers?
Hmm… so, “Cook Apple”?
Tims’ cock