Not all of these are true

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can we give them this? Of course we cannot.

Why does this feel so all-encompassing?


I was a hobbledehoy-pilled flummoxmaxxer, until I started snollygosting like a yogurt slinging Glen.

I don’t like how quickly my brain made sense of this



Actually all of the men in the Great Lakes area were lost in the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

Every. Single. Man.



This feels like the text equivalent of that one person who draws those people with the horrifically bad anatomy. You know, the guy who drew the mailman having his abnormally long fingers being licked by another man.

Chris Simpsons artist


I have not seen those, nor do I wish to now.



please don’t flummox your men, it isn’t healthy for them, vet fees aren’t cheap

I didn’t know what that word was and panicked for 5 minutes before googling it.

oh no, you’ve been flummoxed, breathe in this bag.

why does it smell like chloroform

shhh, just breathe

Can I have a go on the bag when Pudutr0n is done? I could use a nap



But men have no sense of smell.





I’d like to petition that we can have a flummox, as a treat 🥹

But is just a treat, not too regularly



Deflummoxulation isn’t cheap!

It isn’t that bad, but some Glens can get easily flummoxed going to the vet, making it more complicated.




Not all of them are false…


This is true

Source: am potato


In general, if someone hates you, I simply recommend not being around them. Not complicated.


I don’t have a fiddle, I have a banjo. Am I still Glen?

Shhh Glen, you’ve been flummoxed, get in the mailbox



In Gothenburg every one is named Glen!


#10 is true. Source: the documentary Glen Gary, Glen Ross.

Not true, my husband’s middle name is glen. After his father. Glen20



Correction on point 1: Most men prefer you pour yogurt only into their mouth-hole, not any of the other holes. Please respect that.

I refuse to comment on points 2-10.

You’re telling me that Kellogg was an outlier?



Damn. Now you all know my name! I also made the mistake of thinking deeply. May as well drop me from a helicopter. Preferably one very high up


Wait, which aren’t true? I’ve observed all of these, but admittedly it’s a small sample size.




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