Lies from the Bossman

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Lies from the Bossman

On a kebab shop menu posted last night. Ive never felt so lied to.

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Not to be confused with döner

Wönner, wönner Chicken Döner



So they don’t season their chicken or what? And for that matter the beef only gets seasoned if you don’t get it with chicken?

I wouldnt trust anything printed there. It lost any credibility after “pure healthy”

But “Contain best meat in the world”

Can confirm, that mystery meat on the spindle is indeed the best in the world.





German bread?

Isn’t a döner made with Turkish bread?

Turkish bread is really large, like a pizza. Döner usually is made with pita or similar buns. I’m guessing the German bread mentioned here is something much larger.

Buns are a scam. Proper Döner is made using a fluffy “flat bread” (yes, it is pizza sized) that gets cut into quarters and then sliced open.

Like this but preferably with more filling:

They can be made with a tortilla-like flatbread: durum döner





Donner = Thunder

Donner = pioneers that famously ran out of supplies and ate human meat.


jup… they failed the ö

And added an extra n




Nah, Bossman wouldn’t lie. Only good donner. Get the salad and chili sauce for extra healthy.



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