Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

Bologna sausage, seasoned with the souls of misbehaving children.

probably a repost. gas stations eventually mastered food service.

with a side of joint

@foodcrimes Following my recipe from before, I seasoned five bagels with a sesame, nigella and garlic mix. And then one poorly-shaped bagel with… 

Yes I rinsed the mushrooms well. Yes they were labeled as white. Yes they tasted great!

Such a spoonable snack!

the “cheese” is freeze dried tofu, cashew butter, corn starch, nutritional yeast, soy milk, and vinegar

roasted peanuts, garlic salt, mayonnaise, and honey mustard sauce…

Cutting sucks

Behold! A perfect microwave hardboiled egg

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/25585866

No joke. Lettuce, tomato, roast beef, cheddar cheese, and ranch dressing, in an ash tray.

Can someone go check on Cincinnati? I think they might be having some mental health issues.

Yes I ate this tonight. No excuse except lazy + leftovers.

I love pickles, I love cheese puffs but they do not belong together. The first one tasted alright, but each subsequent puff was worse than the last. I ate about a quarter of the bag before I just gave up in disgust and tossed it

[meta] facebook to be exact

From Mid-Century Menu

Okay but unironically candy pizza is good

If your friends ask what youre doing, just tell them that youre a French chef.

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