Nooo don't cook him!

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"I live in Japan without the J". Picture of a cat in a pan
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Don’t turn the stove on otherwise you’ll be in Spain without the S


You’ll have plenty of time for wordplay when you’re living in a PAN down by the RIVER!


I’M BIG IN YA PAN! I’M BIG IN YA PAN!


I got the sizzle but not the steak But hey, I’m big in a pan


I would love to possess the power and self-assurance of a furry little god who knows absolutely that they can just camp out on the stove and they will never, ever come to harm.


is it because you smoked the whole thing



this image has set my neurons ablaze

Do they help ypu envision the cat’s spinchter in complete 100% contact with the surface where eggs are cooked?



Calm down liberals, it’s just dark humor



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